Sound logic, I say! #chocolate
i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said
“now all of china knows you’re queer”
please deliver this reply to your mother:
she laughed so hard i think she exploded
It’s back and still beautiful!
oh my god
dude i hope you know that “je suis le pain” translates into “i am the bread”
Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video
this is the cutest thing ever and I can’t handle it
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
I’ll just leave this here
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES, #THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.
After weeks of minimal activity, I checked on Bones the snail in the tank today and he has died. Absolutely gutted, but everything that could be done for him was done, and his partner in crime, Spock, is still as healthy and hearty as ever, so we think he died of something rather than lack of care.
It doesn’t stop it being sad though. We had a snail funeral in the garden for him.
Sadly, I now have to get on with my dissertation having cleaned out the tank so that everything is prepared for Spock to continue in his bachelor pad.
THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW
THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS
THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?
IM SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY EMPTY HOUSE LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC AND ITS ECHOING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OH MY GOD